Exposition of a Weekend (and other unrelated material)

I have a globe. A reminder of stationery shopping gone berserk. Not that I dislike globes, I got this one because I like to know where everything is in relation to everything else......(I think it's called geography.)
But I sat down at the computer today and thought, "wow, I have a globe. That's really the most useless item of stationery I have bought."
(I have no segway so it's now time for a rather abrupt subject change)

Well, it's Friday, "fun" - day or "Thank God It's Finally Arrived" - day.
Whichever catergory you fall into you are probably planning your night of fun. Friday night's are great because no matter how wrecked you are the next day you still have the extra day up your sleeve to recover. ( Please note, I shan't be too wrecked this week - not having any social engagments and all)

Saturday tends to be a "dead - zone", the world is a haze of fatigue and bewilderment and yet there is that vague sensation that you ought to be making the most of that "Free" time. Cramming in bungy-jumping, surfing, rock climbing, parachuting, helping rebuild orphanges in Mexico and Russia, solving global warming, and training for the next olympics on the off chance your assitance is needed.
However strong this sensation feels, that "black hole" of numbness results in the intake of much caffeinated beverages, staring out windows, wondering why nobody calls to invite you out and realising that the phone works both ways (but really you couldn't be bothered to make the effort).

Something happens between Saturday and Sunday.
Sunday, the "day of hope and anticipation". This day is bittersweet. Out of your comatose state you are ready to enjoy the benefits of being relaxed but this blissful state is undermined by thought of Monday (otherwise known as "BITE ME" - day)

And so the cycle goes on.......